Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
"Sharing is communism."
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
Who is the blindest person in the world?
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
