What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
Society Jokes
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
Why do INBRED RACIST WHITE TRASH SCUM live on "Welfare" and vote for Republicans?
Answer: Because they are RETARDED due to the "Inbreeding"!
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Why do Inbred White Trash Racists talk so much shit?
Answer: Because deep down inside, they KNOW that they are nothing but PATHETIC LOSERS!
Isn't it ridiculous to hear INBRED WHITE TRASH RACISTS talking $#iT about OTHER "Cultures"?
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Kids in wheelchairs can't stand up for themselves if there's a bully.
How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.
Woman aren't human anyways... lol.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
