What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
Society Jokes
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
I saw a kid on the curb. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at the orphanage!
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Did you know Africans donβt have to be black?
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
