What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
Crimes in 2018- assault, murder. Crimes in 2020- coughing in public.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
