Society jokes
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
I saw a kid on the curb. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at the orphanage!
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"