What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
Society Jokes
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
I'm a poor Indian, please help me.
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.
What's long and black? Centrelink line.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it Sum Ting Wong.
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
