Society

Society jokes

You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.

What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.

You will never see a redneck opposing a war.

He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"

Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?

He would never make it home base.