Who is the blindest person in the world?
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
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Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
I once got in trouble in the library for putting the women's right book in the fantasy section.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
