What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
Society Jokes
What do you call an emo furry squad?
The suicide furs.
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"
Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen.
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
Puppies actually get picked.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
