Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
I once got in trouble in the library for putting the women's right book in the fantasy section.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."
Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."
Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
I got kicked out of the library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
