Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
Society Jokes
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they want to be wanted.
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?
House.
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
A beautiful woman is on the ledge of a bridge about to commit suicide.
A homeless man walks by her and says, "What are you doing?"
She says, "I'm going to jump!"
The homeless man says, "If you're going to kill yourself, do you wanna have sex with me first?"
The woman replies, "No way, creep! Never that!"
The homeless man doesn't seem bothered and says, "That's fine, I'll just wait 'til you're at the bottom."
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
