Society jokes
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.