Society

Society jokes

What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.

What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.

Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?

It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.

Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?

Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄

You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.

Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.

Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.

What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?

There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.

Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?

Me: You wouldn't get it.

What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?

Only the taste.

What did the orphan say to the barber?

I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.