Society

Society Jokes

Kid

All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.

Language

What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.

What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.

Orphan

If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Kid

Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?

It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.

Russian

Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?

Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄

Smile

You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.

Orphan

Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.

Twin Towers

Why were the Twin Towers sad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.

Orphan

If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?

Orphanage

Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.

Twin Towers

What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?

There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.

Orphan

Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?