What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
