Society jokes
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
Q: What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
A: The wheelchair.
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
We should really stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Kid: Which were me, are your parents?
Orphan: What are parents?
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
I'm offended.
- Liberals
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.