Society jokes
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
Q: What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
A: The wheelchair.
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
We should really stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Kid: Which were me, are your parents?
Orphan: What are parents?
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
I'm offended.
- Liberals
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.