What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Kid: Which were me, are your parents?
Orphan: What are parents?
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"