Society

Society Jokes

There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"

Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.

His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”

Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”

I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.

This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"

Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?

They have no one to call "daddy."

Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.

The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.

Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?

Because the orphan is dumber.

What do you call an orphan who likes football?

Because someone will actually give him something.