What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Hi! Could I join?
