Society

Society Jokes

Priest

What do a priest and a pedo have in common?

Nothing, they both like kids.

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.

Mom

Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.

Autism

What do birds and autistic people have in common?

They both flap their arms.

Money

What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?

"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."

Orphan

How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?

If their grade was only an A.

Failure

How do you know if an Asian is a failure?

Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.

Time

Now it's time to make fun of Asians.

What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.

Kid

What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?

Sum ting wong.

KFC

Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.

Yo mama

Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"

Sister

Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;