Society jokes
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
What is the only part of a vegetable you can’t eat?
The wheelchair.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
Racism.
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.