I had to share a table recently with a disabled man. When I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.
Society Jokes
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
What are the best shooting ranges in America?
Schools.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
I was gonna go to a shooting gallery, but I realized that schools aren't open on Sundays.
Why is the dog having KFC? Because the dog has no friends.
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?
What's the similarity between dogs and poor people?
They both eat from trash.
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?
White Vans!
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
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