Society jokes
What’s one good thing about a pedophile?
They drive slow in school zones.
Black lives matter.
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.
Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!
Comments:
Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!
Shut up: Shut up!
Liv: Gwen stop!!
Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!
What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?
They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
Prince, I'm ready to chat!
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?
I got banned from the library because I put the woman's rights book in the fiction section.
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
Orphanage protest jokes here!
A man walks into a bar.
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
I gave an orphan 5 dollars and I said, "Spend it on a candy bar." I came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. So I look over and I see that he has a piggy bank that has 40 dollars and I said, "Where did you get that?" He said, "For being homeless," and I said, "What are you going to spend it on?" He looked at me and said, "I'm going to pay money for a mother."
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
What did Santa Claus get Paris Hilton for Christmas?
He raped her.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
I had to share a table recently with a disabled man. When I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.