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Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.

Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!

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Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!

Shut up: Shut up!

Liv: Gwen stop!!

Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!

What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?

They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.

In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.

A gay chicken... hahaha.

I got banned from the library because I put the woman's rights book in the fiction section.

Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!

I gave an orphan 5 dollars and I said, "Spend it on a candy bar." I came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. So I look over and I see that he has a piggy bank that has 40 dollars and I said, "Where did you get that?" He said, "For being homeless," and I said, "What are you going to spend it on?" He looked at me and said, "I'm going to pay money for a mother."

Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??

Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

I had to share a table recently with a disabled man. When I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.