Society jokes
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
If I had a dollar for every gender there is, I'd have two dollars and a lot of counterfeits.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw them down the stairs and see what noise they make! WA WA WAAAAAAAAAAAA!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, but sadly, none of them seemed to have worked.
Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂