Society jokes
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
Why don’t pedophiles win races?
They like to come in a little behind.
Why do white people colonize everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.