Society jokes
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
What's the best thing about having sex with 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why can’t orphans date?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company.