What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
Society Jokes
When orphans drink milk, they cry.
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
Man 1: Why don’t we just put all the debt in the world on one man, then kill him?
Man 2: We tried that once. It started a cult.
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”
DAMN YOU PESSI!
How many blacks does it take to start a riot?
-1.
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
Humans. We are the joke. Retards.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair, and he was getting bullied. I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
