Society jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
There are two types of people, avoid them both.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
One of them is actually loved.
Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
A priest and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.