Social media jokes
Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, every time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
My username good.
Like this post and comment down below if you want me to announce my real name in my next post!
Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70-year-old.
Every like this gets, I will kill a telemarketer.
Every dislike, I will kill a cute puppy.
Every comment, I will kill your ex bf or gf and send you a PS5.
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.
I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."
Ugh, I hate anons, they're so anonnoying.
Comment if u liked the picture of Gwen in her "Bra."
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
"Bye bye guys, I'mma leave this shithole, but look at my post in the community tab."
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Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.
I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.
The egg that beat Kylie Jenner.
Like if you like Logan Paul, dislike if you like Jake Paul.
Like if you think someone is gay.
Comment if I'm ugly.