Can all the hot, depressed, suicidal guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we are. For real.
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.
Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website.
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.
I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes. They said they will stop soon.
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
1 like = 1 kid in the bed with me.
If this post gets 200 likes or comments, I will show up in a MrBeast video.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.
Like if you have a dad.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets...
ssundee: "If this video gets to 100k likes, I'll post part 2."
SSUNDEE WIFE: "SHUT THE #### UP!"
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.
An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.
Comment and join Dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck.
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
