Social media jokes
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.
Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.
Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website.
we did it, boys
I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes. They said they will stop soon.
What's the difference between sex and mental illness?
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
1 like = 1 kid in the bed with me.
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
If this post gets 200 likes or comments, I will show up in a MrBeast video.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.
Like if you have a dad.
Like if your dad is abusive.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets...
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.
Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.
Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.