Can all the hot, depressed, suicidal guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we are. For real.
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website.
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. Iβm just trying to look at/make jokes, and Iβm getting shit from people saying, "Itβs too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.
I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes. They said they will stop soon.
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
1 like = 1 kid in the bed with me.
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
If this post gets 200 likes or comments, I will show up in a MrBeast video.
Like if you have a dad.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets...
ssundee: "If this video gets to 100k likes, I'll post part 2."
SSUNDEE WIFE: "SHUT THE #### UP!"
An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
What's the difference between sex and mental illness?
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.
Comment and join Dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck.
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to βsingle.β
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to βorphan.β
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
