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Social Media Jokes

Attention

I hate likebeggars. They are just writing some stupid "like if" shit just to get attention. I mean, that's so lazy, so unoriginal, and stupid.

Anyways, can this get 100 likes, please?

Dad

My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.

KFC

KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.

Pentagon

The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...

so Trump can't tweet it.

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  • Yo mama

    Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.

    Reason

    The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.

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  • Site

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Stop.

    Stop who?

    Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!

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  • TikTok

    Me: "Comment if you love yourself and give me a reason."

    Friends: comments give reason.

    Me: "Notice how I commented nothing."

    Day later:

    Mom: Let me see your TikTok.

    Me: Shows her the video.

    Mom: calls suicide.

    JK, she just beat me for posting a video on her.

    Suicide

    What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?

    America's funniest home videos.

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  • Like

    Imagine if this got over 69 likes! Wow! 🤩 🇫🇷

    Hitler

    What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?

    Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.