Social media jokes
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Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
Why does this exist?
Chat box hangout.
The egg that beat Kylie Jenner.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
This joke is so that this reaches 69 jokes.
Funny posts.
Alya, I need to talk to you now. If you don't reply, I will kermit the not living, and if you don't think I will, I will post your OnlyFans photos I get every month for $5.99 a week (high price if you ask me)!
Friend: How's it going?
Me: Good, things are good!
Parent: How are you?
Me: Oh, I'm fine!
Twitter: Compose new tweet?
Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.
Hello worstjokesever.com, I am not typing but instead using a microphone to speech, ding me a period.
I don’t see what’s coming up, but I don’t know why I am sending, so it will be random or funny or just stupid, LOL. So like and subscribe and...
Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!
Put more comments.
"Gwen, this was a fake look in the comments!"
Shout out to johnny4488 for commenting on my last post!
Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.
ANYONE?
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
I am curious how many likes this will get.
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