Social media jokes

like this if you have ever been abused.

My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.

Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.

I hate likebeggars. They are just writing some stupid "like if" shit just to get attention. I mean, that's so lazy, so unoriginal, and stupid.

Anyways, can this get 100 likes, please?

KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.

Make this "joke" get 69 comments & 69 likes.

The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...

so Trump can't tweet it.

Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.

The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.

Why did Mia Khalifa become so famous?

Because she blew up.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Stop.

Stop who?

Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!

1 like = 1 more child in my basement.

Me: "Comment if you love yourself and give me a reason."

Friends: comments give reason.

Me: "Notice how I commented nothing."

Day later:

Mom: Let me see your TikTok.

Me: Shows her the video.

Mom: calls suicide.

JK, she just beat me for posting a video on her.

What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?

America's funniest home videos.

Imagine if this got over 69 likes! Wow! 🤩 🇫🇷

What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?

Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.

What is the fastest thing in the world?

James Charles when he sees little boys.

Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.

what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

a family photo.

Like if your best friend is emo.