I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’ I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
Emos do take shots of themselves .. not with a camera tho
Why did he quit the internet? People kept on (rick) rolling him
2 simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you step 1. Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size) step 2 . Run through Africa with that bottle of water. Perfect now You got yourself half the population there following you
Why are birds good at social media? Because they 'tweet' all the time!!!?
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On reddit now. u/Long-Cat-4047. Also email is heavenskala1@gmail.com or Gowiththeflow349@gmail.com
Y'all follow me plz
Like this post and comment down below if you want me to announce my real name in my next post!
POV: 11:07 PM At night reading these when you notice that like everyone else has not life like you.
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
+1 like = 1 kid in my basment
+1 follower =1 kid in my Microwave
+1 Comet
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo..
Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. Ive been so busy!!!! I miss yall though!
Can we make this post the most liked post on the website?? Here is a joke to help:
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
What does Myspace And My Dad has in common? I havent seen them in a while
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single I fight with my parents but you don't see me change my status to Orphan
thank you guys for 6 whole followers! im so happy
How do s’mores communicate?
On insta-graham
Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, even time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3
What happened when the japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five
He left him hanging
