Social behavior jokes

What do you call AG?

A beta male.

If you're reading this, then good, let's stop this hating on this site! We can just get along, or if not, then don't say anything at all! "Kiss."

Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.

What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?

The Enderman.

What activity do nuns and whores have in common?

Answer: Genuflection.

Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?

Just looking for a cunt...

Oh hello, found one.

What's that stupid girl in your class called?

Thot.

What do you call a Mongolian swindler?

A Khan artist.

Let me tell you a story.

There once was a bro who constantly choked on chodes.

He didn't want his bros to ever know that he constantly choked on chodes.

He lived in a dorm, and all day he watched porn, but still he would suck on some corn.

One day he would go to choke on some tasty chode, but his bros found out, gave him a shout, and kicked him out yelling that he broke the bro code.

What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.

Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?

Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.

Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.

"I'm an orphan."

"I didn't ask."

Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?

Because they keep cutting in line.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.

I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!

“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.

What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.

Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!

What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?

ARRRRRRRRR!

Autists either believe everything you tell them or are nonstop skeptics. There is no in-between.