Social behavior jokes
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
Me: I will rape you!
Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!
Why do women be like this?
If you're reading this, then good, let's stop this hating on this site! We can just get along, or if not, then don't say anything at all! "Kiss."
What are women allergic to and always try to dodge?
Accountability.
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
Why do lesbians have the highest rate of domestic violence?
Because women are emotional and full of drama.
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
Let me tell you a story.
There once was a bro who constantly choked on chodes.
He didn't want his bros to ever know that he constantly choked on chodes.
He lived in a dorm, and all day he watched porn, but still he would suck on some corn.
One day he would go to choke on some tasty chode, but his bros found out, gave him a shout, and kicked him out yelling that he broke the bro code.
What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.
"I'm an orphan."
"I didn't ask."
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!