Social behavior jokes
What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.
Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!
"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"
I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!
What are women allergic to and always try to dodge?
Accountability.
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide.
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.
Teacher told me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch, fool.
Me: I will rape you!
Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!
Why do women be like this?
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
Me: Good night, everyone.
My friends and family: Night.
Me: *gets in coffin*
My family: *stares at my friends* You aren't going to do something?!?
My friends: *to my family* Nope, this is normal.
I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.