People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had, I said, "Yes."
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?
Yours.
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!
Unknown be like: "Wah wah, I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life, so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better... what a shame."
Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!
"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"
I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
Teacher told me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch, fool.
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him.
There was a crying pandemic going around.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.