Social behavior jokes

I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"

I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.

People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!

I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.

Why are gay guys so rude?

Because they’re fucking assholes.

What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?

Yours.

What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?

Telephone? No.

Television? No.

How then? Tell a woman!

Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.

And 100% of men don’t care.

Unknown be like: "Wah wah, I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life, so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better... what a shame."

Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!

"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"

I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!

"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."

Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣

Teacher told me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch, fool.

Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?

They'll say "yea."

What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?

The Enderman.

I told my dad that I’m gay. He replied, “No, you're retarded.” Then he went off to kiss a baby.

One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him.

There was a crying pandemic going around.

If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.

What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.

Me: I will rape you!

Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!

Why do women be like this?