Social behavior jokes
Why do lesbians have the highest rate of domestic violence?
Because women are emotional and full of drama.
Autists either believe everything you tell them or are nonstop skeptics. There is no in-between.
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
Why are gay guys so rude?
Because they’re fucking assholes.
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
How do you know if there's a vegan in the room?
Wait 2 minutes and they'll tell you.
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!
I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
Me: Good night, everyone.
My friends and family: Night.
Me: *gets in coffin*
My family: *stares at my friends* You aren't going to do something?!?
My friends: *to my family* Nope, this is normal.
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
A Karen is so stupid, she can't even cross the hairline!
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.