Soap jokes
What is the difference between a grandmother and a maid?
One is hope and the other is soap.
Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.
If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
"I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now."
I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
What goes in dry and comes out wet and has white stuff at the end?
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
A penguin and a polar bear are sitting in a bathtub. The penguin asks the polar bear, "Hey, can you pass the soap?" The polar bear obliges.
A few moments later, the penguin asks, "Hey, can you pass the scrubber?" The polar bear does. Shortly after that, the penguin says, "Hey, can you pass the rubber ducky?"
The polar bear, beginning to become upset, turns to the penguin and says, "What do you think I am? A radio?!"
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.
If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?
"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."
"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.