Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.
If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS
You hear about rapboats time in prison? He kept droppin the soap on purpose
"I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now."
I wish you were a soap. Because I want you all over me
Guy and Girl are in shower talking to each other Guy:lets drop the soap Girl:lets do it
Shup up Transparent Hairline look like u got splashed by some clear soap.
What goes in dry and come out wet and has white stuff at the end
how do you starve a hippie, you hide its wellfair check under the soap
A penguin and a polar bear are sitting in a bathtub. The penguin asks the polar bear,"hey, can you pass the soap?" The polar bear obliges. A few moments later, the penguin asks,"hey, can you pass the scrubber?" The polar bear does. Shortly after that, the penguin says,"hey, can you pass the rubber ducky."
The polar bear, beginning to become upset, turns to the penguin and says,"What do you think I am? a radio?!?"
If you drop soap on the floor is the floor clean or is the soap dirty
Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
Two nuns in a bathtub. One nun asks "Where's the soap?" The other nun says "It sure does"
What do you call James Bond when heβs taking a bath?
Bubble 07
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower
if you get out the shower clean how does your towel get dirty?
jiggle balls jiggle balls jiggle all the way dr squatch will heal the itch and know it goes away hey
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy
Here are a few:
While I was out shopping i tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me, for fun I said "Sorry! It's been awhile since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.
Dads are like boomerangs. . . I hope!
Son: Dad why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.
You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.
