Soap jokes

So uh, I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush, and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste, and uh, he is constipated now. I AM EVIL :3

When I get naked in the bathroom... the shower usually gets turned on!

Two nuns in a bathtub.

One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"

The other nun says, "It sure does."

Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.

Guy: Let's drop the soap.

Girl: Let's do it!

I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.

If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?

Q: What do you call a clean idiot?

A: Soap on a Dope.

What is the difference between a grandmother and a maid?

One is hope and the other is soap.

A penguin and a polar bear are sitting in a bathtub. The penguin asks the polar bear, "Hey, can you pass the soap?" The polar bear obliges.

A few moments later, the penguin asks, "Hey, can you pass the scrubber?" The polar bear does. Shortly after that, the penguin says, "Hey, can you pass the rubber ducky?"

The polar bear, beginning to become upset, turns to the penguin and says, "What do you think I am? A radio?!"

You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.

What did the mouse say after its bath?

"I feel squeaky clean!"

Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.

A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.

Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "What, no soap?" Then he dies and she marries the barber.