Soap jokes
"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."
"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"
So uh, I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush, and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste, and uh, he is constipated now. I AM EVIL :3
When I get naked in the bathroom... the shower usually gets turned on!
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
Shocker
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
What is the difference between a grandmother and a maid?
One is hope and the other is soap.
A penguin and a polar bear are sitting in a bathtub. The penguin asks the polar bear, "Hey, can you pass the soap?" The polar bear obliges.
A few moments later, the penguin asks, "Hey, can you pass the scrubber?" The polar bear does. Shortly after that, the penguin says, "Hey, can you pass the rubber ducky?"
The polar bear, beginning to become upset, turns to the penguin and says, "What do you think I am? A radio?!"
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "What, no soap?" Then he dies and she marries the barber.
Community talk
So if y'all haven't noticed i was gone for the weekend Basically it was just like a regional convention for my Jewish youth group Basically to sum up what happened is well I started wearing this Jamaican hat-wig for funnies Kinda like fell hard for a girl (like really really fell for her) Ate shitty meals Did like this event for senior members where we did this got seat thing and i was asked which girls among the sen… Read more
YALL HELP SOMETIMES MY MOUTH LIKE TASTES LIKE REALLY LIKE ER KINDA LIKE DISH SOAP MIXED WITH CLEANING CHEMICALS AND SOMETIMES TASTE LIKE WEED AND NOW ON MY LIKE JAW LIKE RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF MY CHIN UNDER MY JAW IDK THERES lIKE A BIG BUMP UNDER MY SKIN IG IDK BUT IT HURTS
imagine liking dawn dish soap