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I wish you were a soap. Because I want you all over me
Guy and Girl are in shower talking to each other Guy:lets drop the soap Girl:lets do it
If you drop soap on the floor is the floor clean or is the soap dirty
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A penguin and a polar bear are sitting in a bathtub. The penguin asks the polar bear,"hey, can you pass the soap?" The polar bear obliges. A few moments later, the penguin asks,"hey, can you pass the scrubber?" The polar bear does. Shortly after that, the penguin says,"hey, can you pass the rubber ducky."
The polar bear, beginning to become upset, turns to the penguin and says,"What do you think I am? a radio?!?"
What did the mouse say after it's bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!
You hear about rapboats time in prison? He kept droppin the soap on purpose
A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.
Shup up Transparent Hairline look like u got splashed by some clear soap.
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender " what no soap? " then he dies and she marries the barber.
