So Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.
Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils: A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT.
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
Youβre so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
Your mom's so fat, the photo from last Christmas is still printing!
Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.
Credits: to my friend.
Your mama so fat the flash died halfway running around her.
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.