So Fat jokes

You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.

Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.

Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.

You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.

Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.

Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.

Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.

You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.

Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.

Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.

Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.

Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.

Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.

Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.

Yo mama so fat.

In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!

Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.

Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.