So Fat jokes

You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.

Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.

You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!

Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.

Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.

Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

My wife is so fat.

She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.

Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.

Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.

You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!

You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.