So Fat jokes

You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.

Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.

Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.

Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.

You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!

Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.

Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.

You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!

Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.

Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.

Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.

Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.