So Fat jokes
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.