So Fat jokes
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
My wife is so fat.
She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.
Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.