Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
So Fat Jokes
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
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Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
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Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
