So Fat

So Fat jokes

Mom

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

Mom

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."

Fat

You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Fat

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.

Mom

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

Momma

Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.

Friend

Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.

Fat

You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.

Mama

Yo mama so fat.

In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!