So Fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.

Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.

Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.

Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.

Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.

Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!

You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.

Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.

Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.

You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.