Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
you mom so fat that buegr
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
your mums so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
Alfonso's mom is so fat that she stepped on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh shit, that's my phone number!"
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
