So Fat

So Fat jokes

You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.

You're so ugly you got stuff for free.

You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.

You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.

You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.

Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.

Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!

You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.

Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.