So Fat jokes

Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."

Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.

Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.

Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!

lmao

Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.

Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!

LMAO

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!

Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.

Bully: (Speechless)

Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.

Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.

Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.

Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.

You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.

You're so ugly you got stuff for free.

You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.

You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.

You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.

Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.