So Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"

Stinking poo poo bum.

Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣

Your mum is so fat she eats all day!

Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.

Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.

Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.

Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.

Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!

Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!

Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.

Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"

Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.

Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.