So Fat

So Fat jokes

Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.

Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."

Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.

You’re so fat,

that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.

You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”

You're so fat,

when you stepped on the scale,

Buzz Lightyear came out and said,

"To infinity and beyond!"

Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.