Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
So Fat Jokes
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
