What did one butt cheek say to the other? “Between you and me, it stinks in here!”
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.
Dirty bitch!
My anus smells.
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
If a clown farted, would it smell funny?
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
What did Mother Mary say when God farted? Jesus Christ, you stink!
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
My Indian wife said last night if her fanny would taste like vindaloo curry, I said I've smelt your fucking armpits, you've got no chance.
what’s red and smells like blue paint? red paint
i farted
