What did one butt check say to the other? “Between you and me it stinks in here”
What do you call a skunk 🦨 falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
My Anus smells
What's the difference between a Pig and a Police officer.
The Pig smells better
How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
what do you call a flying skunk? a smelicopter
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
I other words you can also call it asphalt. Ass-phalt
what’s red and smells like blue paint? red paint
i farted
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
Pedophiles smell good
