Odor jokes
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 馃槶馃ぃ馃ぃ
Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
I farted.
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
What's the difference between a sidewalk, a drug dealer, and a prostitute?
A: A sidewalk's crack doesn't leave an odor!
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!
My Indian wife said last night if her fanny would taste like vindaloo curry, I said I've smelt your fucking armpits, you've got no chance.
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.
Y'all smell like ass!
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!