Odor

Odor Jokes

Butt

What did one butt cheek say to the other? “Between you and me, it stinks in here!”

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  • Cleanliness

    With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.

    Fanny

    Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.

    Dirty bitch!

    Skunk

    How do you stop a skunk from smelling?

    Hold its nose.

    Worst joke ever.

    Fart

    So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.

    My dad starts laughing at me.

    Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”

    Me: “Why dad?”

    Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”

    Hair

    Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.

    Asphalt

    Why does new pavement smell like butt?

    In other words you can also call it asphalt.

    Ass-phalt.

    Fart

    What did Mother Mary say when God farted? Jesus Christ, you stink!

    Momma

    Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.

    Mama

    Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!

    Wife

    My Indian wife said last night if her fanny would taste like vindaloo curry, I said I've smelt your fucking armpits, you've got no chance.