What did one butt cheek say to the other? “Between you and me, it stinks in here!”
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.
Dirty bitch!
My anus smells.
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
what’s red and smells like blue paint? red paint
i farted
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
