What did one butt cheek say to the other? “Between you and me, it stinks in here!”
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
My Anus smells
What's the difference between a Pig and a Police officer.
The Pig smells better
How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
what do you call a flying skunk? a smelicopter
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
I other words you can also call it asphalt. Ass-phalt
what’s red and smells like blue paint? red paint
i farted
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
Pedophiles smell good
