What did one butt check say to the other? “Between you and me it stinks in here”
What do you call a skunk 🦨 falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
What's the difference between a Pig and a Police officer.
The Pig smells better
My Anus smells
How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
what do you call a flying skunk? a smelicopter
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
I other words you can also call it asphalt. Ass-phalt
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
what’s red and smells like blue paint? red paint
i farted
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
Pedophiles smell good
