For Sale: Parachute. Used once, never opened, small stain.
Little Jonny tried phone sex but the holes was too small.
Why do ballerinas wear tutus? The one-ones are too small and the three-threes are too big.
youre foreheads so big it makes kanyes ego small
I'm starting a clown shoe store. It's no small feat :oD
Why does china have the biggest eyewear ? because all there eyes are to small
Why do mermaids wear seashells? They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.
Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.
I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...
When his dick is really really small but you pretend it is so big it hurts so you don’t make him feel bad cause he is a nice guy.
So little Susie came home and said “mom little johnny show me his pecker”. And her mom said WHAT?! And little Susie was like yea it reminded me of a peanut, her mom said oh because it was so small. Susie said no because it tasted salty.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common? They both like to hide in dark places, Look creepy, And like to lure small creatures
Your dick is so small it's the size of a tic tac. Oh, that's why your mom's breath was so fresh last night.
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
Yo mum is so fat when she saw the titanic she called it small
What is purple, small , and rinsed off in a drainer?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇
My ex boyfriend's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." "Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo." "Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three." "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant." "Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." "What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"
