Small Jokes

What is purple, small , and rinsed off in a drainer?

A bunch of grapes! 🍇

How to catch Bigfoot: 1. Dig a large pit. 2. Build a fire in the pit and let it burn all the way to ashes. 3. Place small green peas all around the rim of the pit. 4. Hide in the bushes and wait. When Bigfoot goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.

One day 2 Chinese with broken English go to America. When they arrive they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu they see "hot dog" but since there English is bad, they think its literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back there both surprised and one of them ask "What part of the dog did you get."

according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black

How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off

What do you call a baby potato 🥔?

Small Fry!

How do you get a baby into a small bowl? A blender. How do you get it out? Tostito chips.

Kyles penis is small

Did you hear about the four foot tall psychic who escaped prison? He's a small medium at large.

small word of advice:Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love cuz they may be gone by then, you don't realize but every second there is someone who dies and it just could be your loved one.

yur forehead is so big it makes mega minds head look small

*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?

What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson

Ya forehead so big sakuras forehead seemed small