Small jokes
Your dick is so small it's the size of a tic tac. Oh, that's why your mom's breath was so fresh last night.
You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
What is purple, small, and rinsed off in a drainer?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Did you hear about the woman who broke up with the man who had a small penis?
When his friends ask how he’s doing, he said, “I wasn’t that into her.”
This guy goes to a bar and pulls out a little guy playing the piano. The bartender asks him where he got a small man with a piano.
The guy points outside to a genie granting people wishes. The bartender runs out and 1 million ducks appear.
The bartender yells at the genie saying, “Are you fucking deaf? I asked for 1 million bucks, not 1 million bucks!”
The guy from the bar says, “No shit! You think I really asked for a 12-inch pianist?”
My ex-boyfriend's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.
So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."
And her mom said, "WHAT?!"
And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"
Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."
Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles, and a small scar on her right check.
Last seen on CCTV wearing see-through bottoms, a pink top, and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
How do you get a baby into a small bowl?
A blender.
How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
Did you hear about the four foot tall psychic who escaped prison?
He's a small medium at large.
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.