Small jokes
What goes in small and soft?
And comes out big and hard?
A tea bag.
Name an ant which is very heavy?
Eleph-ant.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
Why do toy bears have small eyes? Because they were made in China.
For Sale: Parachute. Used once, never opened, small stain.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.
Jacob has a small penis.
What is small, red, and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel.
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt, she says, "Oh, what chest!" "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby," he replies. Then he takes off his pants, she says, "Oh, what legs!" He says, "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running. He catches her and says, "Why were you running?" She said, "I didn't wanna be in there once I've seen how small the fuse was."
What's red, small, wet, and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.
You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Did you hear about the woman who broke up with the man who had a small penis?
When his friends ask how he’s doing, he said, “I wasn’t that into her.”
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!