How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A Small Medium at Large.
why does micheal jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls
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A small boy whent up to a dog fountain? the more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
Quote of the day: Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day [Comment your favorite fall beverage]
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*karen walks into MCcdonalds lady at the counter:HI what can I get for you today?? Karen:i want 1 SMALL FRIES PLEASE AND MAKE IT SNAPPY LITTLE NOODLE lady at the counter:yes miss Karen:I WILL NOW INSPECT THIS lady at the counter:*sweats* Karen:THIS IS NOT SALTY ENOUGHT GET ME THE MANAGER KNOW SKINY NOODLE
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, 'Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!' But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
Roses are red Violets are blue Atoms are small But so are you
Dude has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be non existent.
Jacob has a small penis
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what is the difference between a small child and a watermelon? one i eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon
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when your girl friend saids it is to small you say just enjoy the small thing.
