why does micheal jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls
Quote of the day: Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day [Comment your favorite fall beverage]
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson
your mum has very small balls. congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's
Last night i shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel, We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a hand-job So did my friend on the right
I had a dream of skiing.
A small boy whent up to a dog fountain? the more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A Small Medium at Large.
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender
Dude has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be non existent.
Jacob has a small penis
you're dick so small they though you we're a girl when you came to the world
Yo mamma so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind", she said, "One small step for world domination"
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
your foreheda is so big it makes kanye's ego look small
why are asians dicks to small so they can reset the calcuater
You so tall you can go see God but your so tall your balls got small
yo mama so small that she tried to hike mountin deww
what is the difference between a small child and a watermelon? one i eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon
A dad and son walks into a strip club the people in the strip club said he was to young to be in hear so they had to leave 10 years later they went back there. They saw a small dancer the father walked over there and said the woman looked to small to be in hear her reply was...?
