What's red, small, wet and crawls up your leg? - A homesick abortion
Why did the mushroom kill himself
Because he had a mushy life
My peepee small
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's cuz god created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes
Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset, she said it’s to small, so that’s all, but later that day, he wanted to say, every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lieing, she started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all, everyone said, fly away big chunky balls.
Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says "Oh what chest!" " That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says "Oh what legs!'' He says "That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says "Why were you running?" She said I didn't wanna be in there once I've seen how small the fuse was."
Wot do u call dwarf the fell in to a cement mixer
A wee hard man
Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the the sower you can't even see it.
Guy: No I see your sister's head
What's small, brown and crispy? A baby in an oven.
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"
The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."
"Yeah, that's the one!"
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table
The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large!
What do u call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?
Reports say there's a small medium at large!
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
Donald Trump and the Pope were standing on a platform in front of a crowd of people. The Pope said to Donald Trump, “I can make everyone in this audience happy with one small swipe of my hand.” Donald Trump replies, “That’s not possible. You’ll have to show me.” Then the Pope slaps him.
