Small jokes
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
One day in my class, we were having that good snack, and one of my classmates choked on a Cheerio. One small, single, Cheerio!
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
I hope all of you had a great merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, a good whatever you celebrate! I got so much this year, over $300 of fishing gear, a small 2011 coin mint collection, some coins from the Nazi party, a remote control car, 100 dollars, and more. Say what you guys got in the comments.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
Karen walks into McDonald's.
Lady at the counter: HI what can I get for you today??
Karen: I want 1 SMALL FRIES PLEASE AND MAKE IT SNAPPY LITTLE NOODLE!
Lady at the counter: yes miss.
Karen: I WILL NOW INSPECT THIS.
Lady at the counter: *sweats*
Karen: THIS IS NOT SALTY ENOUGHT! GET ME THE MANAGER KNOW, SKINY NOODLE!
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
When his dick is really, really small, but you pretend it is so big it hurts so you don’t make him feel bad 'cause he is a nice guy.
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!
Kids are only virgins because their dicks are small.
How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks, "What gave me away?"
The man responds, "Your parents."