If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered suislide?
Asking for a friend.
At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become.
On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again.
“Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.
Viagra is a lot like amusement parks...
It’s a one hour wait, for a two-minute ride.
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🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵 C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on It's Penalty time and it won't be long Gotta dive and cry some more It's Penalty time and it won't be long ‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot Cry some more and dive alot. that all i need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
jack and jill went up the hill jack fell down his *ss was bound, and jill continued up the hill jack came back and beat jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.
What's the difference between Rorochan and Skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
why is bungee jumping similar to a comdom. because if the rubber snaps, your f***ed
Watching paint dry sounds like a THRILL compared to spending time with SLADE
what's a turtles favorite thrill ride shell shock
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