Skydiving jokes
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
Memes
Good luck getting her out
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?
Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.
My son always said he wanted to skydive, so we went on a plane, and mid-flight, we had to jump out. The only issue is we were on a commercial flight to Arizona.
