Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
I took my friend skydiving ones and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute then I remembered he was emo
Why don't ophans go skydiving
BC they don't have the Morley
Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?
Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving it caused a global panic.
My son always said he wanted to skydive so we went on a plane and mid flight we have to jump out the only issue is we were on a commercial flight to Arizona
