Is that a bird? Is that a plane? ITS A PLANE
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
My step mom walked in naked once. I sky rocketed that day. I was 12.
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
Why did the moon go to sleep because he was bossy
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
