Sky

Sky Jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.

Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.

Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?

Me: Look at the stars in the sky.

Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?

Me: No, it’s a waste of time.

Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.

Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.

What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA

Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,

one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.

An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.

The death toll went sky high.