The sun isn’t the only thing that rose up this morning...
Sky Jokes
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
"Our souls will rain forever."
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.
I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?
Nothing, it was feeling blue.
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.
Did you fall from heaven? Or did you fall from the cliff up there?
Hey Max, what's up? The sky.
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Uranus is up in the sky today.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
Why is the sun lit?
Because it has much solar.
Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?
A man and a woman are watching clouds together. The man says, “Hey, that one looks like a giraffe!” The woman agrees and says, “That one looks like an elephant!” The man sits up and says, “That one looks like a mushroom.”
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
