New Sky Jokes - Page 5 - Worst Jokes Ever

I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.

Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.

When you look at the sun, its like looking at me

Did you fall from heaven? Or did you fall from the cliff up there?

Hey max what’s up the sky

According to all known laws of aviation,

there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry? - Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!

Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!

Uranus is up in the sky today

stephen hawking didn't die he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky

Why is the sun lit. Because is has much solar

Question: What did the sun say to the little star? Answer: Are you my SUN

A man and a women are watching clouds together. The man says, “hey that one looks like a giraffe!”. The women agrees and says, “that one looks like a elephant!”. The man sits up and says, “ that one looks like a mushroom.”

What is an astronauts farfit colour? Zoo

What is the suns favorite chocolate bar? A Milky Way 😱

a cow was walking down the road and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky so it said "that is an a-moo-zing cloud'

Why didnt the sun get a job,,,, seriously I have no idea why help me

I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon) found my self at the same stop.

There once were 3 men on an airplane and one bit into an apple and said, "This is disgusting!" and threw it out the window. The 2nd man bit into a banana and said, "This is rotten!" and he threw it out the window. The 3rd man bit into a bomb and screamed, "ALL MY TEETH FELL OUT!" and he threw it out the window.

Meanwhile, on the ground, a police officer was walking and he saw a kid crying and he went up to him and asked him why he was crying. He replied, "An apple came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head!" The police officer said, "That is weird," and kept on walking. Then he saw another kid crying and the police officer asked, "Why are you crying?" and he answered, "A banana came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head!" The officer said, "This has been a strange day." Then he sees a kid laughing and he asked why he was laughing and he said, while he was laughing, "My dad farted and the house blew up!"