Ur so skinny that ur mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on ur head but she still couldn’t find you
Skinny Jokes
one time little johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree and he moved the stoll and the tree broke. little johnny screamed. " HAHA Your skinny enough to break the tree"
My friend:your so skinny you never miss the elevator when it’s closing you just slip right through😂
Me thinking it’s a gift from god:🕴️😎
Your so skinny my granma gana use you like a cane
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man an entire city disappeared
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet
im so skinny i could use floss as a noose
You’re so skinny you could travel through fax
fat man coming in the store waiter oh god not again :| fat man : hi i would like 3 fries and 19 burgers waiter : sorry sir you will get the owners store out of stock on food can i get you a salad instead? fat man : oh sorry but im the owner and i have alot of stocks the for he record you should get yourself a my order your skinny af gurl you trading to be a stick or something?
There were three woman, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL… Then comes in a famous rapper guess which one he picked ???
I would roast you but you don’t have any meat!
UR MUM IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WORE A YELLOW COAT PEOPLE CALLED TAXI
i hate my life…
Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka’s chocolate?
They wanted some chocolate balls.
your mom is so skinny she eats skinny pop
“Waiter, my steak is too skinny.” “It’s a strip steak, sir.” “At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!”
yo mama’s so skinny that when she walks out side she floats to heaven
Fatty and skinny were in a bed fatty rolled over and skinny was dead