Skinny

Skinny Jokes

Weight

Why I canโ€™t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny

Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.

Woman

Why is it that skinny men love fat women?

Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.

Mama

Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.

Mama

"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."

Woman

Why is it that skinny men like fat women?

Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.

Yo mama

Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.

Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.

Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.

Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.

Boyfriend

I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.

Asian

Why are all Asians so skinny?

Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.

Weight

You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.

Jump

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

Flagpole

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.