Why I canโt be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
Skinny Jokes
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.
Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.
"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
You're so skinny that you fall.
I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
