Skinny Jokes

Fall

best roster

your so skinny that you fall

Russian

I will make a funny joke if u let me be your boyfriend. Im 19 and i am russian.

Thought

Me

You so skinny death and thought you were dead

Skeleton

Me

Your so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton

Fat

Jimmy

why are all asians so skinny? Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared

Lift

Anonymous

You so skinny when you lift up weights you fall through your asshole

Bear

u @ss

U SO SKINNY U CAN BEARLY FIT THROUGH A DOOR CRACK

Fruit

You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops

Swallow

You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant

Birth

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

Stick

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

Wave

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

Wipe

You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.

Dark Humor

For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said “Your sister is dead!” sadly. The girl asked “She was skinny, right?” The mom said yes. The sister laughed “I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!”

Born

You were supposed to be born in the tree. The sticks were your siblings.

Orphan

WhO kNoWs

Why are orphans so skinny? They never learned how to home cook.

Starving

Siuuuuuuuu

Why are kids so skinny?

Parents eat all the food themselves let the kid starve.