Skinny Jokes

your so skinny that you fall

I will make a funny joke if u let me be your boyfriend. Im 19 and i am russian.

You so skinny death and thought you were dead

Your so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton

why are all asians so skinny? Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared

You so skinny when you lift up weights you fall through your asshole

U SO SKINNY U CAN BEARLY FIT THROUGH A DOOR CRACK

You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops

You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant

You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food

You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.

For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said “Your sister is dead!” sadly. The girl asked “She was skinny, right?” The mom said yes. The sister laughed “I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!”

You were supposed to be born in the tree. The sticks were your siblings.

Why are orphans so skinny? They never learned how to home cook.

Why are kids so skinny?

Parents eat all the food themselves let the kid starve.