What instruments do skeletons like to play?
Trombones
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton a CREEPYpasta (it’s my first one lol)
So your human huh well Im a skeleton so not much gets under my skin
Why didnt the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
What are skeletons so calm?
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him
A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: doctor doctor i broke my leg The doctor said: i see...
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules? He was BONE tiba wild