Skeleton jokes
What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very egg-citing, although, I was exaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then you’re hard-boiled. That’s all for today, yolks! So I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a catastrophe. These kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be kitten me.” Meanwhile, in the ocean, they just waved, see what I did there? You shore you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too deep for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had no body. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He boned her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.
Skeleton puns? Nah... they aren't that humerus.
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?
Why did the skeleton eat tacos?
Because he was hungry.
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?
The cow didn’t make it.
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
I got some from suggestions, research, etc. etc. Just to illuminate you.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone!
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
My friends say they don’t like my skeleton puns.
I should put a little more backbone into them.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)