Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.
"What the heck are you doing here?"
"I couldn't sleep."
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very egg-citing, although, I was exaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then you’re hard-boiled. That’s all for today, yolks! So I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a catastrophe. These kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be kitten me.” Meanwhile, in the ocean, they just waved, see what I did there? You shore you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too deep for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had no body. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He boned her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?
A: Blue stop signs.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin He was always skull-king around
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife?
A heartless killer.
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone!
What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
because skeletons aren't alive and can't move so it's impossible for him to cross the road
Why did the skeleton eat tacos?
Because he was hungry.
How do skeletons have sex?
They bone each other.
I have 206 bones in my body, but when I look at you, I have 207.
What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.
What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).
