Skeleton

Skeleton Jokes

Test

Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?

Because his answers were netherrite.

Heart

The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.

Graveyard

Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.

"What the heck are you doing here?"

"I couldn't sleep."

Egg

I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very egg-citing, although, I was exaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then you’re hard-boiled. That’s all for today, yolks! So I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a catastrophe. These kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be kitten me.” Meanwhile, in the ocean, they just waved, see what I did there? You shore you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too deep for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had no body. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He boned her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

Tin

What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?

Noise!

Male

How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?

Mask

What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife?

A heartless killer.

Jail

Why did the skeleton go to jail?

Because he was bad to the bone!

Difference

What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.

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  • Road

    Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

    because skeletons aren't alive and can't move, so it's impossible for him to cross the road.

    Man

    What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

    What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).