Why did'nt the skeleton go to the dance party because he had NOBODY to dance with
What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!
getting hurt is a bone breaking experience it's such a spine tingling event
How much work does a skeleton get done? A SKELE-TON
Sans:Zzzzzzzz Papyrus:SANS WAKE UP!! Sans:What is it dude? Papyrus:A human has fallen from the surface world! Sans:And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
Your so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton
A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: doctor doctor i broke my leg The doctor said: i see...
GET UP YOU LAZYBONES!
"Knock,Knock" "Who's There?" "bone" "bone who?" "its nice too meet cha' can we be friends? i'm BONE-ly here."
What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife? A heartless killer.
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because she was feeling bonely
Why doesn't a skeleton to dance. Because he had no body to dance with. Lol sans
How do skeletons have sex?
They bone each other.
Papyrus:HUMAN,WHY ARE YOU SAD? Me:I'm just BONELY. Sans:Good one kiddo.
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell-bone of the human.
Me:Okay,Papyrus.I'm no Sherlock BONES,but I'd say that storyspin sans is the Imposter.
My Jokes Are Pretty Bone-arifick if i say so my self Hehhehe...Get it?
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating? They like to bone a petite
What do you call a person with no nose and no body
Nobody knows
Papyrus:nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude! Sans:I guess now it says pool dude ;) Papyrus:SSSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS
