Skeleton jokes
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spareribs!
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bone."
"Bone who?"
"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."
Skeleton puns? Nah... they aren't that humerus.
Two skeleton brothers are talking.
1st bro: "Hey, get up! You and do some exercise! You are so heavy, you weigh a ton!"
2nd bro: "A skele-TON :)"
Why did the skeleton not rob the bank? He did not have the guts!
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at your pun?
Looks like someone's funny bone is broken. 😁
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
Teacher: Why did the skeleton know the weather outside?
Student: 'Cause he could feel it in his bones.
Teacher: No, he read the weather report, you fucking idiot.
Looks like someone's funny bone's broken!
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife?
A heartless killer.
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
How does a skeleton kill a bug?
They SOCKET!
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.