Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick
A skeleton walks into a bar. Orders a beer and a mop.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone-Appetit!
Sans: wow. seems you’re really working yourself... down to the bone!
What do you Call a Skeletons omelet?...... A Bonelet
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "You're dead to me."
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton a CREEPYpasta (it’s my first one lol)
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A BONE-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a S-pine tree?
Looks like someones funny bones broken!
Why Didnt The Skeleton Go To Prom?
He Was Dead. You Fool. You Fell For My Trick. Im Very Heartless-
Oh Wait
YOU FOOL-
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon? The cow didn’t make it
papyrus: SANS stop being a lazy Bones. Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do any thin. heheh
Joke
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules? He was BONE tiba wild
Skeleton puns? Nah...they aren't that humerus.
My friends say they don’t like my skeleton puns.
I should put a little more backbone into them.
what did the skeleton say to the other wow that song spooky scary skeletons really does send chills down my spine
Two skeleton brothers are talking 1st bro: Hey get up you and do some exercise you are so hevy you weigh a ton! 2nd bro: A skele-TON :)
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
What did the skeleton said to the genderless child? you're fucking dead mate
