Skeleton

Skeleton jokes

Prom

Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?

He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.

Oh wait.

You fool!

Death

What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "You're dead to me."

Fight

Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.

Bone

Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.

Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.

Rule

Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?

He was "bone tiba wild."

Teacher

Teacher: Why did the skeleton know the weather outside?

Student: 'Cause he could feel it in his bones.

Teacher: No, he read the weather report, you fucking idiot.

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  • Plant

    What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?

    Friend

    My friends say they don’t like my skeleton puns.

    I should put a little more backbone into them.

    Dance

    Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance party? Because he had NOBODY to dance with.

    Brother

    Two skeleton brothers are talking.

    1st bro: "Hey, get up! You and do some exercise! You are so heavy, you weigh a ton!"

    2nd bro: "A skele-TON :)"

    Pasta

    What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)

    Cow

    What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?

    The cow didn’t make it.

    Hospital

    A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: "Doctor, Doctor, I broke my leg!" The doctor said: "I see..."

    Bone

    "Knock, knock."

    "Who's there?"

    "Bone."

    "Bone who?"

    "It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."