Skeleton jokes
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
What's a skeleton's favorite food?
Spare ribs.
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "You're dead to me."
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spareribs!
Memes
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
Looks like someone's funny bone's broken!
Skeleton puns? Nah... they aren't that humerus.
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?
He was "bone tiba wild."
Teacher: Why did the skeleton know the weather outside?
Student: 'Cause he could feel it in his bones.
Teacher: No, he read the weather report, you fucking idiot.
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?
My friends say they don’t like my skeleton puns.
I should put a little more backbone into them.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance party? Because he had NOBODY to dance with.
Two skeleton brothers are talking.
1st bro: "Hey, get up! You and do some exercise! You are so heavy, you weigh a ton!"
2nd bro: "A skele-TON :)"
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?
The cow didn’t make it.
A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: "Doctor, Doctor, I broke my leg!" The doctor said: "I see..."
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bone."
"Bone who?"
"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."