Skeleton jokes
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?
He was "bone tiba wild."
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
How does a skeleton kill a bug?
They SOCKET!
A skeleton walks into a bar. Orders a beer and a mop.
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spareribs!
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
Two skeleton brothers are talking.
1st bro: "Hey, get up! You and do some exercise! You are so heavy, you weigh a ton!"
2nd bro: "A skele-TON :)"
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at your pun?
Looks like someone's funny bone is broken. 😁
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bone."
"Bone who?"
"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?
Teacher: Why did the skeleton know the weather outside?
Student: 'Cause he could feel it in his bones.
Teacher: No, he read the weather report, you fucking idiot.
What is your favorite name?
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.