Skeleton jokes
What's a skeleton's favorite food?
Spare ribs.
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "You're dead to me."
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spareribs!
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
Looks like someone's funny bone's broken!
Skeleton puns? Nah... they aren't that humerus.
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?
He was "bone tiba wild."
Teacher: Why did the skeleton know the weather outside?
Student: 'Cause he could feel it in his bones.
Teacher: No, he read the weather report, you fucking idiot.
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?
My friends say they don’t like my skeleton puns.
I should put a little more backbone into them.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance party? Because he had NOBODY to dance with.
Two skeleton brothers are talking.
1st bro: "Hey, get up! You and do some exercise! You are so heavy, you weigh a ton!"
2nd bro: "A skele-TON :)"
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?
The cow didn’t make it.
A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: "Doctor, Doctor, I broke my leg!" The doctor said: "I see..."
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bone."
"Bone who?"
"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."