Why Didnt The Skeleton Go To Prom?
He Was Dead. You Fool. You Fell For My Trick. Im Very Heartless-
Oh Wait
YOU FOOL-
What's a skeleton's favorite food?
Spare ribs.
What do you Call a Skeletons omelet?...... A Bonelet
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "You're dead to me."
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? SPARERIBS
What Do You Call A Cleaning Skeleton
The Grim Sweeper
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick
Looks like someones funny bones broken!
Skeleton puns? Nah...they aren't that humerus.
papyrus: SANS stop being a lazy Bones. Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do any thin. heheh
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules? He was BONE tiba wild
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What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A BONE-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a S-pine tree?
My friends say they don’t like my skeleton puns.
I should put a little more backbone into them.
Why did'nt the skeleton go to the dance party because he had NOBODY to dance with
Two skeleton brothers are talking 1st bro: Hey get up you and do some exercise you are so hevy you weigh a ton! 2nd bro: A skele-TON :)
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton a CREEPYpasta (it’s my first one lol)
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon? The cow didn’t make it
A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: doctor doctor i broke my leg The doctor said: i see...
"Knock,Knock" "Who's There?" "bone" "bone who?" "its nice too meet cha' can we be friends? i'm BONE-ly here."
