I have a ton of work to do... A skeleTON
how did the skeleton know it was ganna rain. If you said he felt it in his bones, your wrong he watched the weather forcast.
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are Humerus
Q: What do you call a skeleton that go's to school but doesn't do any work A:lazy bones
My friends hate when i make skeleton jokes.I guess i need to put more backbone into it.
Why did the skeleton go to jail? Because he was bad to the bone!
Teacher; why did the skeleton know the weather outside(shrugs shoulders) student; cuz he could feel it in his bones(lenny face) teacher:no he read the weather report you fucking idiot
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?
A: Blue stop signs.
why couldn't the annoying dog get on papyrus's nerves? HE'S A SKELETON.HE DOSEN'T HAVE ANY.
How’d the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton. He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard A. Cause they want the BONEus
what did the first skeleton say to the 2 skeleton
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise
What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.
Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend? A: Will you marrow me?
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao
You know this jokes really crack up my bones~
Beauty is only skin deep ...but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
im bone dry in material but i have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes after i tell you all these rib ticklers you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny you outta rip my spine out