Skeleton jokes
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
Somebody stole my joke.
So I stole their spinal cord.
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
I did a ton of work, a skele-ton.
Me: Okay, Papyrus. I'm no Sherlock Bones, but I'd say that Storyspin Sans is the Imposter.
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
What do you call a person with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.
Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.
PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no BODY to go with...
I could have said a skeleTON more jokes, but I think that might break your funny bone.
Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
Why didn't the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn't in it!
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.