Me:Okay,Papyrus.I'm no Sherlock BONES,but I'd say that storyspin sans is the Imposter.
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating? They like to bone a petite
Papyrus:nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude! Sans:I guess now it says pool dude ;) Papyrus:SSSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS
What do you call a person with no nose and no body
Nobody knows
What's a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A Trombone.
Sans:pap you're spaghetti is bonearific.paprus: sans no. Aw you're funny Bone is not working come on that one was a rib tickler
Why are you so bonely my friend I am at least glad that you are not boneless
Papyrus:You are so lazy sans! Sans:Call me what you want.I got THICK SKIN! Pap:Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!! Frisk:HAHAHA Pap:we are monsters.The awfulest kind! Sans:to mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom, because he had no BODY to go with.... i could have said a skeleTON more jokes.. but i think that might brake your funny bone
What do you call girl skeleton dancing... A bone et
- What did the skeleton say to his friend? - Actually... TIBIA honest i don't know how to complete this joke...
Why didn't the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn't in it!!
What do skeletons say before they eat? Bone Apetit ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What did one skeleton say to the other? skeleton1:"I need a hand!" skeleton2:(Throws up hand) skeleton1: "That wasn't very humerus." skeleton2: "Why do you have to be so heartless." skeleton1: "At least I had the guts to tell you"
So your human huh well Im a skeleton so not much gets under my skin
What types of erections do skeleton's have? Boners.
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
I have a ton of work to do... A skeleTON
Q:why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke? A: he broke his funny bone!
I just got a text on my cell bone be right back ;)
