Skeleton jokes
Somebody stole my joke.
So I stole their spinal cord.
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
I did a ton of work, a skele-ton.
Me: Okay, Papyrus. I'm no Sherlock Bones, but I'd say that Storyspin Sans is the Imposter.
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
What do you call a person with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.
Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.
PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.
Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no BODY to go with...
I could have said a skeleTON more jokes, but I think that might break your funny bone.
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
Why didn't the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn't in it!
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.