Skeleton jokes
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?
The cow didn’t make it.
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?
There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween, but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.
What did one skeleton say to another?
...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"
"It didn't have the guts!"
What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
A: Will you marrow me?
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very egg-citing, although, I was exaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then you’re hard-boiled. That’s all for today, yolks! So I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a catastrophe. These kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be kitten me.” Meanwhile, in the ocean, they just waved, see what I did there? You shore you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too deep for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had no body. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He boned her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.