Sans:pap you're spaghetti is bonearific.paprus: sans no. Aw you're funny Bone is not working come on that one was a rib tickler
Why are you so bonely my friend I am at least glad that you are not boneless
What's a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A Trombone.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test? Because his answers were netherrite.
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon. "What the heck are you doing here?" "I couldn't sleep."
Papyrus:You are so lazy sans! Sans:Call me what you want.I got THICK SKIN! Pap:Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!! Frisk:HAHAHA Pap:we are monsters.The awfulest kind! Sans:to mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom, because he had no BODY to go with.... i could have said a skeleTON more jokes.. but i think that might brake your funny bone
What do you call girl skeleton dancing... A bone et
- What did the skeleton say to his friend? - Actually... TIBIA honest i don't know how to complete this joke...
What do skeletons say before they eat? Bone Apetit ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*sans*:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
What types of erections do skeleton's have? Boners.
So your human huh well Im a skeleton so not much gets under my skin
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
What did one skeleton say to the other? skeleton1:"I need a hand!" skeleton2:(Throws up hand) skeleton1: "That wasn't very humerus." skeleton2: "Why do you have to be so heartless." skeleton1: "At least I had the guts to tell you"
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene? He didnt have the guts to see it.
Q:why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke? A: he broke his funny bone!
I just got a text on my cell bone be right back ;)