Sans: Wow, seems you’re really working yourself... down to the bone!
I did so much research that I got bone-tired from doing this, tibia honest. You probably didn't find that humerus. I got a skeleton of these puns. I guess I could learn a femur puns. I was wondering if the creators of this site could talus how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years old.
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
Get up, you lazybones!
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
Papyrus ran headfirst into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bonehead.
What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"
Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. I mean, there's a skele-ton of em! You gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. Now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. Besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. Did those tickle your funny bone? Now I've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. Now if you hate all these, I won't be bothered, I got thick skin! But first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. Now, I gotta go to Grillby's. They got a discount on spare-ribs. Bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
Getting hurt is a bone-breaking experience. It's such a spine-tingling event!
How much work does a skeleton get done?
A SKELE-TON!
What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
Sans: Zzzzzzzz.
Papyrus: SANS, WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it, dude?
Papyrus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
You know, I got a SKELETON of these jokes. All are HUMERUS. Yeah, this gets under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening. Hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
A: Will you marrow me?
