Sans: wow. seems you’re really working yourself... down to the bone!
I did so much research that I got BONE-tired from doing this TIBIA honest. You probably didn’t find that HUMERUS. I got a SKELETON of these puns. I guess i could learn a FEMUR puns. I was wondering if the the creators of this site could TALUS how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years-old.
what a skeleton baked for the other skeleton . a pa_pıe_rus.
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Why doesn't a skeleton to dance. Because he had no body to dance with. Lol sans
what did the skeleton say to the other wow that song spooky scary skeletons really does send chills down my spine
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
*sans*:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!
getting hurt is a bone breaking experience it's such a spine tingling event
How much work does a skeleton get done? A SKELE-TON
You know, I got a SKELETON, of these jokes, all are HUMERUS, yeah, this get’s Under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening, hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
My friends hate when i make skeleton jokes.I guess i need to put more backbone into it.
Sans:Zzzzzzzz Papyrus:SANS WAKE UP!! Sans:What is it dude? Papyrus:A human has fallen from the surface world! Sans:And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
Your so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton
Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend? A: Will you marrow me?
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no-body to go with.
Papyrus:HUMAN,WHY ARE YOU SAD? Me:I'm just BONELY. Sans:Good one kiddo.
why are skeletons not funny because they have no humor 🤣
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell-bone of the human.
