Skeleton jokes
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: "Doctor, Doctor, I broke my leg!" The doctor said: "I see..."
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
because skeletons aren't alive and can't move, so it's impossible for him to cross the road.
Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.
"What the heck are you doing here?"
"I couldn't sleep."
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
Wanna hear a joke? Your face.
GET DUNKED ONNNNNN!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?
What did the skeleton say to Shrek?
"Jump on me. I can have two layers of skin too."
I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.
My friends say they don’t like my skeleton puns.
I should put a little more backbone into them.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.