Why don't skeletons play music at the church? Because they don't have any organs.
What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife?
A heartless killer.
a skeleton walk into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me and if you try to insult me i have thick skin.
- What did the skeleton say to his friend? - Actually... TIBIA honest i don't know how to complete this joke...
Q why cant skeletons go to the dance
A he doesnt have the guts for it
How did the Skeleton know.it was gonna right. He read the weather forecast.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene? He didnt have the guts to see it.
Q- How much does a skeleton weigh? A- a skeleTON
*You heard a conversation between sans and Papyrus
sans: "sub bro" Paps: "DON'T 'SUB' ME BROTHER! YOU STILL DIDN'T REDINTEGRATE YOUR PUZZELS!" sans: "easy bro, i have done a ton of work today" sans: "a skele-ton" (Drum effect) Paps: "OH MY GOD SANS!"
What did the skeleton say to the genderless child? "You're fucking dead, mate."
Why didn't the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn't in it!!
GET UP YOU LAZYBONES!
I have a ton of work to do... A skeleTON
what is the skelitons faverite insterment. a zilabone
Sans: why didn't the skeleton not go to the party? Papyrus: because they looked like me? Sans:... Sure
Why did the skeleton not rob the bank?
He did not have the guts!
Why are you so bonely my friend I am at least glad that you are not boneless
What does skeleton said after dinner Bon-e Appétit
What did one skeleton say to the other? skeleton1:"I need a hand!" skeleton2:(Throws up hand) skeleton1: "That wasn't very humerus." skeleton2: "Why do you have to be so heartless." skeleton1: "At least I had the guts to tell you"
