I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
Sans, you lazybones, get up and do something.
Sans: I am doing something.
Papyrus: Oh yeah, what?
Sans: Thinking up a skele-ton of jokes.
Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will end you.
Sans: What, does someone not have a funny bone? Oh wait, do you have a bone to pick with me? I have 206.
A skeleton had a job interview, but he looked messy.
I had to fix his collarbone.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bone."
"Bone who?"
"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."
Looks like someone's funny bone's broken!
how did the skeleton know it was ganna rain. If you said he felt it in his bones, your wrong he watched the weather forcast.
What does a skeleton put on his roof?
Shin-gulls.