What do you Call A Skeletons egg?.... A eggiBONE
What do you Call a Skeletons omelet?...... A Bonelet
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
What did the skeleton play when je joined the band? A tromBONE
what did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said "im gonna break your heart" He says "go ahead your not breaking my 206 healthy bones"
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
because skeletons aren't alive and can't move so it's impossible for him to cross the road
Sans:pap you're spaghetti is bonearific.paprus: sans no. Aw you're funny Bone is not working come on that one was a rib tickler
A skeleton had a job interview but he looked messy
I had to fix his COLLARbone
Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine
What's a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A tromBoner
im bone dry in material but i have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes after i tell you all these rib ticklers you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny you outta rip my spine out
WHY DIDNT THE BITCH ASS SKELETON FLY
CAUSE ME MUM FLEW ALL THE WAY AND TREVOR IS A BOOFAHEAD
What's a skeleton's favorite food?
Spare ribs.
"Knock,Knock" "Who's There?" "bone" "bone who?" "its nice too meet cha' can we be friends? i'm BONE-ly here."
what did the skeleton say to the other wow that song spooky scary skeletons really does send chills down my spine
Looks like someones funny bones broken!
how did the skeleton know it was ganna rain. If you said he felt it in his bones, your wrong he watched the weather forcast.
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he’s dead.
You idiot.
what did the first skeleton say to the 2 skeleton
what does a skeleton put on his roof shin-gulls
