How does a skeleton kill a bug? They SOCKET!
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
This will take a ton of time.
A skele-ton.
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "You're dead to me."
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
Papyrus: Sans, your jokes are bad!
Sans: I don’t care; I got thick skin.
I got some from suggestions, research, etc etc. Just to ilLUNATE you.
I did so much research that I got bone-tired from doing this, tibia honest. You probably didn't find that humerus. I got a skeleton of these puns. I guess I could learn a femur puns. I was wondering if the creators of this site could talus how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years old.
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?
A: Blue stop signs.
why did the skeleton cross the road to prove he had guts :)
Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. I mean, there's a skele-ton of em! You gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. Now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. Besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. Did those tickle your funny bone? Now I've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. Now if you hate all these, I won't be bothered, I got thick skin! But first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. Now, I gotta go to Grillby's. They got a discount on spare-ribs. Bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.
ive done a skeleTON of work to think of this joke. trust me ive got a feumer jokes
Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
What do you Call A Skeletons egg?.... A eggiBONE
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
