Skeleton jokes
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
Sans: Zzzzzzzz.
Papyrus: SANS, WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it, dude?
Papyrus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween, but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I just got a text on my cell. Bone be right back ;)
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
You know this joke really cracks up my bones!
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
Why did the skeleton eat tacos?
Because he was hungry.
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance party? Because he had NOBODY to dance with.