Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
Sans: Zzzzzzzz.
Papyrus: SANS, WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it, dude?
Papyrus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween, but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance: Because it had (nobody) to go with.
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I just got a text on my cell. Bone be right back ;)
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
You know this joke really cracks up my bones!
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
Why did the skeleton eat tacos?
Because he was hungry.
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance party? Because he had NOBODY to dance with.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
