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What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

The trom-BONE!

-P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad

How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus

whydid the skeleton eat tacos?

because he was hungry.

what a skeleton baked for the other skeleton . a pa_pıe_rus.

Why did'nt the skeleton go to the dance party because he had NOBODY to dance with

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Because he was sans and to lazy to get his butt off the couch.

I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.

How does a skeleton kill a bug? They SOCKET!

Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens? A: They fall. (They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)

this will take a ton of time. A skele-ton

What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "You're dead to me."

what do u call skeletons having sex when the relationship is dead but ur still fucking

Papyrus:sans your jokes are bad! Sans:I don’t care I got thick skin

I got some from suggestions, research, etc etc. Just to ilLUNATE you.

I did so much research that I got BONE-tired from doing this TIBIA honest. You probably didn’t find that HUMERUS. I got a SKELETON of these puns. I guess i could learn a FEMUR puns. I was wondering if the the creators of this site could TALUS how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years-old.

Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?

A: Blue stop signs.

why did the skeleton cross the road to prove he had guts :)

Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. I mean, there's a skele-ton of em! You gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. Now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. Besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. Did those tickle your funny bone? Now I've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. Now if you hate all these, I won't be bothered, I got thick skin! But first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. Now, I gotta go to Grillby's. They got a discount on spare-ribs. Bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.