Size jokes
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.
If a midget does meth, does he get high or get medium?
Biggest balls?
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
I walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by himself. He looked like he needed a hand, so I offered to help.
He said, "This is not a big screen TV, it's a Kindle!!"
Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
Big black ball sacks.
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
"Yo mama is so fat that when I buried her, she made the Earth round."
Joe Mama so fat that when Santa came to our house he said, "Ho ho HOLY SHIT, she damn thick."
Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.
Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.