Size jokes

Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.

My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.

If a midget does meth, does he get high or get medium?

What's a plus side to being an orphan?

Every bag of chips is family size. T - T

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"

What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.

Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!

Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.

I walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by himself. He looked like he needed a hand, so I offered to help.

He said, "This is not a big screen TV, it's a Kindle!!"

Big black ball sacks.

Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"

Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!

Joe Mama so fat that when Santa came to our house he said, "Ho ho HOLY SHIT, she damn thick."

Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.

Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.

Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!

"Yo mama is so fat that when I buried her, she made the Earth round."

Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.

I’m only curious how they closed his casket.

Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.

Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"