Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"
Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.
Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!
Yo momma so skinny, she wipes with floss!
Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
A guy dies and finds himself in Hell. Despondent, he sits on the ground and weeps uncontrollably.
Demon: "Why so sad, my friend?"
Guy: "What do you think? I'm in hell!"
Demon: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin' man?"
Guy: "Sure, I love to drink."
Demon: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do, is drink. Whiskey, tequila, vodka, beer... We drink till we throw up and then drink some more."
Guy: "Gee, that sounds great!"
Demon: "You a smoker?"
Guy: "You better believe it."
Demon: "Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our fucking lungs out. If you get cancer, it's ok, you're already dead!"
Guy: "Golly."
Demon: "I bet you like to gamble."
Guy: "Yes, as a matter of fact, I do."
Demon: "Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, horse races, you name it."
Guy: "Wow."
Demon: "You like to do drugs?"
Guy: "Well, I love to do drugs. You don't mean..."
Demon: "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Smoke a joint the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, and if you overdose, it's ok... You're already dead!"
Guy: "Neat! I never realized hell was such a swingin' place!"
Demon: "You gay?"
Guy: "Uh, no."
Demon: "Ohhh... You're gonna hate Fridays...."
Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.
Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.
The earth was flat until they buried your mom.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.
