Size jokes
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
Biggest balls?
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
If a midget does meth, does he get high or get medium?
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
I walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by himself. He looked like he needed a hand, so I offered to help.
He said, "This is not a big screen TV, it's a Kindle!!"
Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!
Big black ball sacks.
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
"Yo mama is so fat that when I buried her, she made the Earth round."
Joe Mama so fat that when Santa came to our house he said, "Ho ho HOLY SHIT, she damn thick."
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!
Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.