Size jokes

Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.

Hey guess what...

What...

My penis is big.

"You're fat as a cow."

"......."

"Nope."

Yo mama so fat, cow!

Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.

Yo mama so fat, when she ordered a water bed they gave her the Pacific Ocean.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.

Then it hit me.

I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.

Does that dick match that forehead? 👀

To start, I'm a big fella in size.

I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.

The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)

Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.

Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.

Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.

Yo mama so fat.

In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!

Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.

So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.