Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
What's longer than a penis?
About anything.
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!
Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead it also had rings
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you canβt throw a school bus.
Calculate my dick, virgins
What's the best part of being an orphan? All the chips and many bars are family sized.
any food a orphan has is a family sized meal
