Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
You dream in 4K.
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
Yo mama so fat that she was born on the 3rd, 4th, and 5th of March.
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
why do cows have big because they have big balls
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
