Size jokes

My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.

Yo mama so fat, even Thanos had to snap twice.

Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!

Your dad has a huge PP.

Yo mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.

Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"

Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.

Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.

You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.

Mine never stops.

Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.

What's the best part of being an orphan?

All the chips and candy bars are family sized.

Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.

Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.

Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.

Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.

Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.

Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.