Size jokes

Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"

Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.

Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.

You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.

Mine never stops.

Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.

What's the best part of being an orphan?

All the chips and candy bars are family sized.

Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.

Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.

Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.

Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.

Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.

Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.

Big black ball sacks.

Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!

Yo mama so fat, she fell off both sides of the bed!

You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.

Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.

Your face is so big that not even you can see it.