Size jokes
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said, "To be continued..."
Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.
Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
Yo mama so fat, even Thanos had to snap twice.
Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!
Your dad has a huge PP.
Yo mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.