Size jokes

Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"

Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.

Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"

Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!

Why do midgets giggle when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

I tried phone sex once. But the holes were too small.

If you drop something, make your short friend get it.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?

A JUMBO shrimp.

Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!

Yo mama so fat.

She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.

Yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said, "To be continued..."

Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.

Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!

Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏

Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.

Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!

You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.

Basketballs are bigger than end.