Size jokes

Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!

Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏

Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.

Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!

You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.

Basketballs are bigger than end.

My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.

Yo mama so fat, even Thanos had to snap twice.

Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!

Your dad has a huge PP.

Yo mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.

Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"

Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.

Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.

You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.

Mine never stops.

Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.

What's the best part of being an orphan?

All the chips and candy bars are family sized.

Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.