Size

Size Jokes

Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.

Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.