Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.
What's the best part of being an orphan? All the chips and many bars are family sized.
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.
Big black ball sacks.
Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
Q:Why is it good being an orphan
A:Because the family sized bag is all theres
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
